Me too!
You can't motorboat a personality
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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