biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My legs feel like baby dolphins
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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