we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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