party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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