ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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