this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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