My brain says no but my pants say off.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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