South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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