sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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