BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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