Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I love you.
Bad choice
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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