He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
We need to get me chipped asap
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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