Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Holy shit dude........stairs
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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