Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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