On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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