yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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