i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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