dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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