I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
