Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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