chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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