Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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