Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Moan for me like Helen Keller
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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