After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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