Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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