I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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