As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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