And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
did i just pee glitter
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
