i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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