just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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