so explain again why im purple
no
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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