Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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