STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
