So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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