After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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