He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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