Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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