Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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