Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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