You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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