He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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