After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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