We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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