Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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