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(248): View more from Michigan

it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

What?

(248): View more from Michigan

..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Details.

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(847): View more from Illinois

so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner

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(203): View more from Connecticut

it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"

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(419): View more from Ohio

I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes

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(410): View more from Maryland

She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again

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(847): View more from Illinois

Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.

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(925): View more from California

He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?

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