i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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