ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
