I'm drive I can fine osifer
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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