no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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