The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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