How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
