At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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