"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I am naked and annoyed.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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