and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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